Spit really does get out blood stains...

That's my Martha Stewart tip of the day. So just in case the next time your child has to have a q-tip that is a mile long shoved up his nose so far that it bleeds for a flu test, you'll know. Just have him (and it cannot be your spit or the spit of your husband) spit on the blood and let it sit. You don't even have to rub it. It just magically disappears! And yes, by the way, the flu test was positive! So now we have Tamiflu-o-plenty at our house.